Really funny stuff. A sample of some of the curses I got from the site:
“Listen, thou sulphurous nonentity, for you will become as popular as a boil on the king’s backside!”
“Behold, thou shalt be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, O ye offspring of a squashed cockroach!”
“I pray thou shalt beget difficult teenagers, thou armpit of Satan!”
For more interesting curses visit: Ship of Fools: Biblical curse generator
– Suramya