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March 6, 2006

Forwarded message I got and my response to it

Filed under: My Thoughts — Suramya @ 6:01 PM

Got the message below as a forwared email. So I sent back a reply with my comments on it. (Yes it was late and I was bored.). My comments are in Italics

Title of Email: Why ARE MEN HAPPIER?

Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple Creatures?

> Your last name stays put.

True… You can also keep the same last name, just marry someone with the same last name as you…

> The garage is all yours.

Since your car is usually at the repair shop…

> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

So can you. I don’t mind.. Honest.. 😀

> You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

So can you. I won’t mind… really. Honest

> Car Mechanics tell you the truth.

So you think…

> You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Ha ha, true.

> Same work, more pay.

More crap to deal with, more pay. Women are never asked to help move boxes around when the office runs out of space.

> People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.

Unless I am wearing a T-Shirt with a smart ass comment on it.

> New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

So you think..

> You know stuff about tanks.

Yup. Actually got to ride in one a long time ago.

> If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Or you can just show up anyway’s regardless of invitation

> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

Why do we need more again?

> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Then maybe I need glasses?

> Everything on your face stays its original colour.

Unless I dye it.

> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.


> You only have to shave your face and neck.

Yeah, but we have to do it everyday.

> You can play with toys all your life.

So can you, just different ones…

> Your belly usually hides your big hips.


> You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.

Yup. Actually did that once.

> You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

Yeah, Do I want to be lazy or not? Will my mom/sister/significant other yell at me or not?

> No wonder men are happier.

No wonder men get paid more… Women spend most of their time at work creating such lists 😉

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