{"id":7768,"date":"2025-08-23T23:28:09","date_gmt":"2025-08-23T17:58:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/?p=7768"},"modified":"2025-08-23T23:28:09","modified_gmt":"2025-08-23T17:58:09","slug":"frankenstein-no-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/2025\/08\/frankenstein-no-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Frankenstein No. 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saw this screenshot and now the song is stuck in my head&#8230; Help!<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/60debd16-7911-4b2c-9592-9b1cf79e0cb4.jpg\" alt=\"#a little bit of monica for the eyes\n#a little bit of erica for the thighs\n#a little bit of rita for the spleen\n#a little bit of tina's keratin\n#a little bit of sandra and her thumbs\n#a little bit of mary and her tongue\n#a little bit of jessica for her hands\n#a little bit of you for my made man\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>[footage of Victor Frankenstein sewing together female body parts to make a mate for the Creature while Lou Bega\u2019s Mambo no.5 plays]<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"tag\" class=\"hashtag u-tag u-category\" href=\"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/tag\/a\/\">#a<\/a> little bit of monica for the eyes<br \/>\n<a rel=\"tag\" class=\"hashtag u-tag u-category\" href=\"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/tag\/a\/\">#a<\/a> little bit of erica for the thighs<br \/>\n<a rel=\"tag\" class=\"hashtag u-tag u-category\" href=\"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/tag\/a\/\">#a<\/a> little bit of rita for the spleen<br \/>\n<a rel=\"tag\" class=\"hashtag u-tag u-category\" href=\"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/tag\/a\/\">#a<\/a> little bit of tina&#8217;s keratin<br \/>\n<a rel=\"tag\" class=\"hashtag u-tag u-category\" href=\"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/tag\/a\/\">#a<\/a> little bit of sandra and her thumbs<br \/>\n<a rel=\"tag\" class=\"hashtag u-tag u-category\" href=\"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/tag\/a\/\">#a<\/a> little bit of mary and her tongue<br \/>\n<a rel=\"tag\" class=\"hashtag u-tag u-category\" href=\"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/tag\/a\/\">#a<\/a> little bit of jessica for her hands<br \/>\n<a rel=\"tag\" class=\"hashtag u-tag u-category\" href=\"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/tag\/a\/\">#a<\/a> little bit of you for my made man<br \/>\n#[trombone section]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8211; Suramya<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saw this screenshot and now the song is stuck in my head&#8230; Help! [footage of Victor Frankenstein sewing together female body parts to make a mate for the Creature while Lou Bega\u2019s Mambo no.5 plays] #a little bit of monica for the eyes #a little bit of erica for the thighs #a little bit of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federated","footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[95],"class_list":["post-7768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-a"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7768"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7771,"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7768\/revisions\/7771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}