{"id":369,"date":"2006-08-30T23:36:57","date_gmt":"2006-08-31T04:36:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/31\/biblical-curse-generator\/"},"modified":"2006-08-31T22:10:59","modified_gmt":"2006-09-01T03:10:59","slug":"biblical-curse-generator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/biblical-curse-generator\/","title":{"rendered":"Biblical curse generator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Really funny stuff. A sample of some of the curses I got from the site:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Listen, thou sulphurous nonentity, for you will become as popular as a boil on the king&#8217;s backside!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Behold, thou shalt be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, O ye offspring of a squashed cockroach!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I pray thou shalt beget difficult teenagers, thou armpit of Satan!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>For more interesting curses visit: <a href=\"http:\/\/ship-of-fools.com\/curses\/index.html\">Ship of Fools: Biblical curse generator<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Suramya<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Really funny stuff. A sample of some of the curses I got from the site: &#8220;Listen, thou sulphurous nonentity, for you will become as popular as a boil on the king&#8217;s backside!&#8221; &#8220;Behold, thou shalt be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, O ye offspring of a squashed cockroach!&#8221; &#8220;I pray thou shalt beget [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting-sites"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}