{"id":3199,"date":"2019-09-13T13:58:43","date_gmt":"2019-09-13T08:28:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/?p=3199"},"modified":"2019-09-13T13:58:43","modified_gmt":"2019-09-13T08:28:43","slug":"apparently-knives-manufactured-from-frozen-human-feces-do-not-work-to-no-ones-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/2019\/09\/apparently-knives-manufactured-from-frozen-human-feces-do-not-work-to-no-ones-surprise\/","title":{"rendered":"Apparently knives manufactured from frozen human feces do not work to no one&#8217;s surprise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let me start this by saying Eww Gross. I have no idea why someone would decide to make a knife out of their own shit but apparently that&#8217;s a popular trope in literature. The story goes something like this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153There is a well known account of an old Inuit man who refused to move into a settlement. Over the objections of his family, he made plans to stay on the ice. To stop him, they took away all of his tools. So in the midst of a winter gale, he stepped out of their igloo, defecated, and honed the feces into a frozen blade, which he sharpened with a spray of saliva. With the knife he killed a dog. Using its rib cage as a sled and its hide to harness another dog, he disappeared into the darkness.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So a whole bunch of researchers decided to test this story out and basically spent a lot of time freezing crap and then trying to cut things with it. I am really happy that I work with software and if\/when I meet any of the scientists in this study I don&#8217;t think I will be shaking hands with them \ud83d\ude09 (Yeah, yeah&#8230; I know that they don&#8217;t touch the stuff with their bare hands but still). Though it is apparently possible though to use frozen feces as a chisel though as shown by the memoir of Peter Freuchen, the Danish arctic explorer. When he was trapped in snow in a pit and unable to get out he used his frozen excrement to make a chisel and get out:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Freuchen (1953) describes how he dug himself a pit to sleep in and woke up trapped by snow. Every effort to get out that he tried failed. Finally, he recalled seeing dog&#8217;s excrement frozen solid as a rock. So, Freuchen defecated in his hand, shaped it into a chisel, and waited for it to freeze solid. He then used the implement to free himself from the snow: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I moved my bowels and from the excrement I managed to fashion a chisel-like instrument which I left to freeze\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 At last I decided to try my chisel and it worked\u00e2\u20ac\u009d .<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>While living off the land with no tools is good and all I would recommend that you try some other ways of making a knife if you actually want to survive instead of freezing your excrement. <\/p>\n<p>Well this is all for now. Will post more later.<\/p>\n<p>Source: <a href='https:\/\/www.sciencedirect.com\/science\/article\/pii\/S2352409X19305371'>Science Direct: Experimental replication shows knives manufactured from frozen human feces do not work<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Suramya<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let me start this by saying Eww Gross. I have no idea why someone would decide to make a knife out of their own shit but apparently that&#8217;s a popular trope in literature. The story goes something like this: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153There is a well known account of an old Inuit man who refused to move into [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[15,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting-sites","category-my-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3199"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3201,"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3199\/revisions\/3201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}