{"id":283,"date":"2006-03-06T18:01:31","date_gmt":"2006-03-06T23:01:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/06\/forwarded-message-i-got-and-my-response-to-it\/"},"modified":"2006-03-06T18:06:42","modified_gmt":"2006-03-06T23:06:42","slug":"forwarded-message-i-got-and-my-response-to-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.suramya.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/forwarded-message-i-got-and-my-response-to-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Forwarded message I got and my response to it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got the message below as a forwared email. So I sent back a reply with my comments on it. (Yes it was late and I was bored.). My comments are in Italics<\/p>\n<p>Title of Email: <strong>Why ARE MEN HAPPIER?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Men Are Just Happier People&#8211; What do you expect from such simple Creatures? <\/p>\n<p>> Your last name stays put.<\/p>\n<p><em>True&#8230; You can also keep the same last name, just marry someone with the same last name as you&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/em><br \/>\n> The garage is all yours.<\/p>\n<p><em>Since your car is usually at the repair shop&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.<\/p>\n<p><em>So can you. I don&#8217;t mind.. Honest.. \ud83d\ude00<\/em><\/p>\n<p>> You can wear NO shirt to a water park.<\/p>\n<p><em>So can you. I won&#8217;t mind&#8230; really. Honest<\/em><\/p>\n<p>> Car Mechanics tell you the truth.<\/p>\n<p><em>So you think&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>> You don&#8217;t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ha ha, true.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>> Same work, more pay.<\/p>\n<p><em>More crap to deal with, more pay. Women are never asked to help move boxes around when the office runs out of space.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>> People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.<\/p>\n<p><em>Unless I am wearing a T-Shirt with a smart ass comment on it.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>> New shoes don&#8217;t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.<\/p>\n<p><em>So you think..<\/em><\/p>\n<p>> You know stuff about tanks.<\/p>\n<p><em>Yup. Actually got to ride in one a long time ago.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>> If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.<\/p>\n<p><em>Or you can just show up anyway&#8217;s regardless of invitation<\/em><\/p>\n<p>> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.<\/p>\n<p><em>Why do we need more again?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.<\/p>\n<p><em>Then maybe I need glasses?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>> Everything on your face stays its original colour.<\/p>\n<p><em>Unless I dye it.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.<\/p>\n<p><em>True&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>> You only have to shave your face and neck.<\/p>\n<p><em>Yeah, but we have to do it everyday.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>> You can play with toys all your life.<\/p>\n<p><em>So can you, just different ones&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>> Your belly usually hides your big hips.<\/p>\n<p><em>N\/A<\/em><\/p>\n<p>> You can &#8220;do&#8221; your nails with a pocket knife.<\/p>\n<p><em>Yup. Actually did that once.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>> You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.<\/p>\n<p><em>Yeah, Do I want to be lazy or not? Will my mom\/sister\/significant other yell at me or not?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>>  No wonder men are happier.<\/p>\n<p><em>No wonder men get paid more&#8230; Women spend most of their time at work creating such lists \ud83d\ude09<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got the message below as a forwared email. So I sent back a reply with my comments on it. (Yes it was late and I was bored.). My comments are in Italics Title of Email: Why ARE MEN HAPPIER? 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