Found these quotes online while looking for something else and found them funny so decided to post them here:<\/p>\n
50. “Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.”
\n41. “Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.”
\n36. “SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.”
\n31. “My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.”
\n30. “The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.”
\n24. “If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough.”
\n22. “Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.”
\n20. “I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly”
\n19. The world is coming to an end… SAVE YOUR BUFFERS !”
\n18. “If you don’t want to be replaced by a computer, don’t act like one.”
\n17. “Better to be a geek than an idiot.”
\n14. “The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.”
\n10. “1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d”
\n9. “Helpdesk: There is an icon on your computer labeled “My Computer”. Double click on it.
\n User: What’s your computer doing on mine?”
\n8. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t show up in a Unix directory listing.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d
\n7. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d
\n6. “Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.”
\n5. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Any fool can use a computer. Many do.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d
\n4. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d
\n3. “Those who can’t write programs, write help files.”
\n2. “You know you’re a geek when… You try to shoo a fly away from the monitor with your cursor. That just happened to me. It was scary.”
\n1. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n