Got the message below as a forwared email. So I sent back a reply with my comments on it. (Yes it was late and I was bored.). My comments are in Italics
Title of Email: Why ARE MEN HAPPIER?
Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple Creatures?
> Your last name stays put.
True… You can also keep the same last name, just marry someone with the same last name as you…
> The garage is all yours.
Since your car is usually at the repair shop…
> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
So can you. I don’t mind.. Honest.. 😀
> You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
So can you. I won’t mind… really. Honest
> Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
So you think…
> You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Ha ha, true.
> Same work, more pay.
More crap to deal with, more pay. Women are never asked to help move boxes around when the office runs out of space.
> People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
Unless I am wearing a T-Shirt with a smart ass comment on it.
> New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
So you think..
> You know stuff about tanks.
Yup. Actually got to ride in one a long time ago.
> If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Or you can just show up anyway’s regardless of invitation
> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Why do we need more again?
> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Then maybe I need glasses?
> Everything on your face stays its original colour.
Unless I dye it.
> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
> You only have to shave your face and neck.
Yeah, but we have to do it everyday.
> You can play with toys all your life.
So can you, just different ones…
> Your belly usually hides your big hips.
> You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
Yup. Actually did that once.
> You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
Yeah, Do I want to be lazy or not? Will my mom/sister/significant other yell at me or not?
> No wonder men are happier.
No wonder men get paid more… Women spend most of their time at work creating such lists 😉